Apologising for misplaced snark? Barsanti’s currently getting their best headhunters to offer you a job. If you dig working for herbs and forced relocation, you should brush up that CV. And by “brush up” I mean “insert a bunch of typos and easily disproved facts, as is the house style”.

Shit, people used to make a days-long slumber party out of it.

Actually, there’s a clause in their contracts that they can be forced to come back at Marvel’s whim unless they’ve played Uncle Ben or Bucky Barnes.

Yeah, but she’s still 17 in vampire years. Renesmee’s, like, 250 or something by now. Vampire math is weird.

Ring a ding ding

Nah, they’re talking about the 2018 stock price, so they’re referring to  Grimes.

Nixon making a joke about the King being everywhere is classic.

I know. What if Plaza’s voice comes across in a flat and lifeless monotone?

“make a movie with a Glasgow Smile...Got it”

Django Unchained could’ve used with a few bars of Crazy Frog to lighten things up.

TBH, I’m mostly here for the baked goods. Here’s hoping next week has cronuts.

I can barely remember what happened on the previous season for shows by the time the new one rolls around, so I’m pretty apprehensive about bothering to commit to anything with multiple plot twists. Then Misty bakes a fucken cookie with “I want my lawyer” iced on the top, and there’s no way I’m not back in.

No way a couple bucks would cover the gas costs to drive an Ice Cream Truck to Maryland.  Like, Billy Corgan tried road tripping in one that one time, but his mom has more money in her purse cos her son’s a rockstar.

And couldn’t Romy have gotten around this whole issue if she got him to swap faces with Uncle Nick again?

Mandalorians are just less cuddly furries.

***FARTS***

Half the time I can’t even get the articles to work, because it’s been broken up needlessly across 20 fucking pages. They’re probably really embarrassed by this and will get onto repairing  it ASAP.

Sure, but  his King Lear would’ve been better if he’d spent the time to become the king of Britain and then done a bunch of ogling and shit.

Halt and Catch Fire was perfect at 4 seasons. Theory holds up.