Needs more popping and locking* and dope beatz* to be hip for the kids. Let my man G-Boy Kelly give you da 411 on gettin jiggy.

Didn’t Niche’s philosophy inspire Hitler tho?

Taking a more powerful plane would’ve contributed to climate change, which would’ve really fucked the planet up.

To be fair, chilling involves doin’ a whole lotta nothin’. It can easily take 4 years for it to turn even slightly adventurous.

An 80 minute movie where you just read the Wikipedia synopsis and are done with it.

We never say “the sea is waving”. We only say “the sea is wavy”.

If you mumble a bit -which Springsteen does - then “waves” and “plays” rhyme perfectly.

From Merriam Webster:

A lot of the show was high-concept episodes. I think it’s possible for the meepin’ and the moopin’ to cover who they used to be and who they’ve grown become.  

I get where you’re coming from, but I remember being grumpy when the first third of the Veronica Mars movie was wasted on introducing characters that 90% of people watching would be familiar with. Yeah, they need a decent plot, but it’s okay for them to write it with the assumption that people are familiar with the…

Don’t forget the one where they first meet at a bakesale to raise funds for the Rydell roller-derby team: Pies of the Rink Ladies.

So 77 year old Stockard Channing should just be able to play the role as believably as her 33 year old ass did in the original.

No, he’s a legit terrible songwriter, and whenever “Perfect” comes on the radio I honestly can’t think of a worse song that’s been written. That one duet he did with Taylor Swift was cool, but I think that’s more to do with her than him.

Loved Skate Kitchen and the first season, but this season really hasn’t grabbed me. Mostly it’s because Kirt (who’s such a fantastic character) being pushed into a purely wacky comic relief subplot really rubbed me the wrong way. I’m a few episodes behind, so hopefully things pick up.

Can’t have imaginary numbers without faith.

AA Dowd blows the site’s curve by refusing to risk grading too highly, everyone else has to overestimate to recalibrate.

Generally those situations can be de-escalated by shoving them onto the adjacent downwards moving stairs.

Dammit, another couple of balloons and I would’ve beaten him.

That “certain radius” is wide enough to include a space station.

So you’re a Go-Bots man then?