...and it warms their pants.

It’s pretty uncomfortable viewing.

Sonic Youth were assholes to him. Dave from Blur was such a dick to him that he quit drinking and carries a copy of the interview with him to stop him from relapsing.

I’m going to assume that he’s talking specifically about Teenage Bounty Hunters, cos I’m still really pissed that only lasted a season.

Yeah. Eurovision isn’t my thing, but his entry this year kinda slaps.

Someone needs to update the AV Club Style Guide, stat. Or maybe create an AV Club Style Guide and hire some copyeditors, whichever is more relevant.

I’m in the middle of reading Patricia Lockwood’s No One is Talking About This, and she does a pretty good job of satirising it. Partly because she’s looking at specific data points from the past instead of trying to guess what’ll be relevant between handing in her final copy and publication, partly because she was a…

There are no advergames. There is only (the pretty terrific) Zool.

Think you’re getting your movies confused. “Hazy Shade” was from Less than Zero. Meatloaf was spiced in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Hoffs’ side-eye.

Instead of The Neverending Story Theme, this season will have a pivotal moment involving the ALF Rap.

I remember one episode where Tommy was talking about Grandpa Pickles playing him some Jolson records while he babysat. 

Alec humorously continued, “When the baby gets to be three years old and they’re not vending machines of joy that you get used to, we look at each other and say, ‘Time to have another baby!’”

It’s not a musical, but it’s probably my favourite Hal Hartley scene. Watching actors having a blast pissing about without knowingly smirking or otherwise breaking character/the fourth wall is always such a joy.

Did he ever download a car?

I’d say they’re type 5 on account of their lack of moral fibre.

Rick & Roll?  That shit peaked years ago.

Not defending the guy, but nobody looks innocent in mugshots.  Releasing them to the public is a shitty practice that’s been normalised.

I would like to call out babies everywhere for willfully drinking milk in public, the little Nazi fucks.

He does according to Asimov’s 3 New laws of robotics: