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Kurt used to get cheap guitars specifically to smash at his gigs so he wouldn’t fuck up his more expensive mustangs. 

People pointing out that a beloved film has problematic areas is definitely  worse than overseeing employees that fuck up a child’s murder investigation  by snooping on her voicemail.

The flipside’s kinda funny tho, when people performatively destroy their dishwashers (or whatever) for freedom to stick it to brands that aren’t being jerks.

I’m happy enough with only owning a generic Herman’s Hermits best-of. By the second verse of some of their songs they’re just repeating themselves anyways.

Christ, that’s the best depiction of gaslighting I’ve seen since that one Angela Lansbury movie.

You never see horror stories like this about the guys in Pavement.

This looks shit, but Punky Being caught sculling orange juice from a bottle and spitting it back into a glass to re-drink was hilarious.  Will at least watch the pilot because of it.

I want them to find the murdered corpse of Scotty Lotabouche, who was in their crew for about three episodes and then just disappeared.   There’s nowhere near enough gritty reboots these days.

More like Eddie Deezen Nutz.

To also be fair, empty shells behind are a pretty decent way to win Mario Kart. Not going to speak too loudly against them.

Not even going to dignify that asshole by speaking his name. He ain’t “Eddie”, he’s “my brother”.

Do you know where hell is? Hell is in Hella-low.

Thats check and mate, atheists.

Thats check and mate, atheists.

You can’t give me cat noises 12 seconds before the end and not have a cat knock it down. Guess we know who’s not winning the Guinness record for best filmcraft in a Jenga video.

After half a dozen songs I get bored of Moz in any incarnation, but The Smiths definitely had jokez. You kind of need a sense of humour that thinks using “Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head” as an opening line is a hot zinger, tho. It doesn’t register with a lot of people.

Kill someone whom I don’t know. Also give me $200k, but I’m more interested in the random murder, TBH.

Hiram might not be dying after all.

OG Muppets was great because a 3 year old could enjoy most of it without needing to know the context of the skits, with the show still being relevant to adults. It’s also why the sketches are still funny today. These videos are all explicit pop-culture riffs, and don’t really work that well without knowing the source

I think it’s common to have a “rinsta” (real instagram) and “finsta” (fake instagram account. Ironically, the rinsta is where all the curated, often performative shit goes, and the finsta is the private one where people just act like themselves for a select group of friends.