and i've been "Bae Dawn Chong" and "Joe Vs. The Lolcano" in the past…

*tips police hat*

it's almost as if Republicans are in general hypocritical, with a bunch of unexamined ideas and biases that directly contradict each other!

i mean, the point of duping a wide swath of people is to make sure they're easily duped and never catch on.

Here Lies America, 1776-2017

could've fooled me, the way they're still, in 2017, dragging Obama into every discussion possible.

That's just Hammond, it's a little further east.

Trump likes Djibouti because its name makes him giggle!

*raises hand down in Memphis* remember us? down here? no one's calling us Mempalestine or anything…

and, y'know, racists.

So basically people that hate others for being different but chant 'It's okay because Jesus!' like a kid running into the Safe Zone during freeze-tag?

Damn, I wonder what the difference between them could possibly be? Is it something obvious? *scratches chin* I just…don't…see it…

and yet a pearl-clutching Grandma told me today on Facebook that the 'disrespect has got to end'…meaning me criticizing the President.

*unholsters gun* Excuse me, sir?

HanAssholeSolo is like a four year old's idea of a clever username. 'Tee hee, I put the bad butt word in the middle of a Star Wars guy! I hope Mom doesn't find out before Chuck E. Cheese on Friday!'

always use protection when you waggle your spectacles! sheesh, it's 2017!

Maybe he's just giving proper credit to his current driver?

Funny thing is, that actor DOES look like a large baby! Look at his little malformed baby face!

I did Thirtysomething, one after the other. Hollywood in the 90s was a weird time.

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