Please don't put 'Roseanne' and 'masturbation' so close together in a sentence ever again.

I like things and sex! Cool!

Jesus, someone left the cryo tank open again

according to Wikipedia that's affirmative.

Or, y'know, hanging around because he was genuinely in love with her. Her 'ew' was of disgust, not disappointment.

I know Warren Ellis a little, and he'd be quite amused by this.

Well, that didn't take long to get Tumblr'fied…

i know a little French but fuck dude talked fast.

i really hope that's not a serious statement.

Anyone remember Ofelia?

I'm not a super big fan of this show, but it's still kinda tiresome to see it get the same treatment that Walking Dead: NoVa Flavor gets from AVC: it can't do anything right. Stick to themes of community and cooperation, you get 'rote cliched themes!' Try to do something more complex and you get 'bit off too much!…

i mean, i feel that way regularly, so…