'White Noise' is my favorite novel. I don't find it remotely 'empty'. But, art is subjective of course. That's its nature and inherent beauty.

I was secretly hoping for this answer.

I got the reasoning, but King's sense of good taste should've prevailed. Too bad his common sense was pretty much gleefully bound and gagged by cocaine at that time.

I upvoted, and chortled, but I don't have to feel good about either.

Elizabeth Banks is quietly preparing a statement about how Hollywood should feature more female-clown leads.

Another day in Derpmerica.

hard pass.

more assumptions and faux-cleverness. i can keep replying to your garbage indefinitely, how long are you gonna hold out? how obsessed are you with getting the last word?

no one ever enjoys the second half.

a rat will kill you slowly with disease, but a bear will fucking MAUL YOU TO DEATH.

Unironic chills at that last paragraph's nightmare scenario.

Elizabeth Banks joke?

*start

dark, but good dark.

There was a copy of 'Beverly Hills Ninja' in there, too.

fuck, when does BOJACK come back?

I have to say, I feel pretty bad for the porn industry. I mean shit, how do they make any money anymore? There's copious amounts of it for free online.

oh yes, and when Blockbuster was shutting down and they were off-loading DVDs at .50 a pop, I picked up armfuls.

opiod. addiction. often. starts. with. injuries.

Mothman Prophecies lining the Blockbuster wall! That was an underrated flick.