The pot calling the kettle ear-cancer.

you're right, he does seem more like a (dog) bottom.

shocker that you're a white male. you really need to work out your white guilt issues. it's making us look bad.

ONE ONE NINE! *shoots up*

Definitely my favorite episode since the first two. Hope it stays this tight going forward.

Daniel and I shared a good laugh over Dog Ex Machina.

HERP A DERP WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PRESS ONE TO HEAR ENGLISH DERP

i hear Elizabeth Banks is available!

Nice unnecessary snark, AVC. Sheesh. And good job fucking up one of their song titles, to boot.

is this even a serious question? of COURSE you throw your cat a Cat Mitzvah.

-'No Everlong?'
-'Nah that song's too g̶o̶o̶d̶ old.'

but it's such good weather for one!

still haven't seen it.

i am! so i wonder why it hasn't happened, hmmm…

I think if you're puzzled by the concept of reasonable doubt, you probably should be disqualified from serving on a jury. Just my opinion.

I'm thirty-three and I've somehow never gotten jury duty. But I also haven't had a bank account or credit cards or anything like that for a decade, so I've been pretty much off-grid since college. Maybe that's why it hasn't happened?

I've had pretty bad sleep apnea since college. I think it's related to a case of pneumonia back then that almost killed me, and the resulting sinus issues.

Remember that time you shut the fuck up? Let's relive that moment.

Literally scores of women: He sexually assaulted us.
Cosby: It's true, I did it. I bought drugs so I could fuck women while they were unconscious.
Jury: MAN, THIS IS TOUGH, I JUST DON'T KNOW GUYS…

The only good modernization of a Shakespeare play is 'Scotland, PA', which pretty much no one saw.