Cows need educational opportunities, too!

if you enjoy fifteen-twenty minute scenes of a man methodically flipping through files or another man holding his pee in like a toddler, and think that somehow matches up to the genius of the original series, then more power to you, i guess. you can comfort yourself with the knowledge that Meow Meow Fuzzyface is just…

sorry, slugger, i'm gonna keep watching and keep criticizing. you may want to block me if you can't handle the emotional trauma.

awww gee, skipper, sorry if i traumatized you by daring to have an opinion on a television show i watch. i'll consider your delicate sensibilities more next time, promise. seems you can't handle the idea of 'critique' so well.

thanks, tiger. i knew i could count on you, sport.

i don't 'have' to do anything except have my opinion.

awwww, someone thinks they're being clever when they're just being smug! so cute.

i don't think it's as thorough as you believe. people may use social media to stay in touch with friends (i mostly use it to stay in touch with friends i don't live near, personally), but people do still hang out in person.

eh, as i said, no one's above criticism. if you publish your work in any format, you're opening yourself up to peoples' grousing.

Never forget in your twilight years that you once picked a comment on an internet review of 'Cars 3' as your hill to die on. You deserve to live with that shame.

um…or what? you gonna make me stop expressing my opinion, tough guy?

GET OUT

it's almost as if people have more of an awareness of what car obsession does to the environment than they did forty-fifty years ago…

Seems designed to sell toys, and little else.

'Imagine Pixar pulling out'

Minions are swiftly becoming the new Looney Tunes of gravy-stained white-trash Wal-Mart oversized t-shirts, so fuck 'em for that.

Edgelord Allan Poe over here. *scattered applause*

so, Day Three of the Trump Administration?

anyone remember Southland Tales?

Long…live…the…McQueen…