We took the Bloomin Onion and measured its ability to give you a coronary and then said ‘are we ignoring those looking for an early grave faster?’ So we tacked on a 6000 calorie rocket pack to it and tried again. After we killed 3 people who were just by passing by it, we put it on the menu!  Strap in fatass and hold…

Just remember that even male models can’t not die in freak gasoline fight accidents!

This is why you should always spray some on the ground, bend over, sniff it, and THEN once you have confirmed that it is the fuel you desire, fill your tank.

Playing on hard more meant this one could’ve been a fail with the early guesses of E and R having to be included, but I actually thought of the answer on third try, went with something else, and then hit it on the 4th.

I personally failed today’s Wordle because my friend group plays on Hard Mode (you can find it in the Wordle settings), which forces you to use green and yellow letters that you’ve discovered. You can’t use a random 5 letter word to confirm/eliminate random letters. I imagine that’s why many people are missing the…

I see what you did here

Uncle Roger as well 

The best gaming subtext is in the scene at the bridge in the Underdark: The DM has set up an elaborate environmental puzzle, but one of the players immediately ruins it up by fucking around and rolling a critical fail, so the DM has to decree that the party has been carrying around another way to cross the whole time.

Kids are smart these days. I played winter ball down in Venezuela, kids half his age and every one of them was speaking Spanish!

I like Little Big League.

Bull Durham is so overrated it is not even funny. Also Moneyball at 3? What are you Billy Beane’s agent. Major League, A League Of Their Own and Bad News Bears should occupy the first three spots. 

Bull Durham is not a baseball movie. It's a movie with baseball in it.

Hot take: Field of Dreams is overrated, and although I’d probably have it in the top ten of this list, that’s only because of James Earl Jones and the cameo by Burt fucking Lancaster.

Ah, teaching them the fundamentals of Bistromathics.

RoadBlasters and Off Road were clutch (pun intended) 

I worked at an arcade for a couple of summers in the late 90s. I can still hear the singsongy “Day-tonaaaaaaaaaa” from the games attract mode.

“Daaaay-toooona.... Daaaay-toooona” etc... still burned in my head. I could hear it calling from half-way across the local arcade over all the other sounds, incessantly singing when no one was playing it. I was probably playing Crazy Taxi. 

This was the first driving arcade game that I can remember having force feedback and 3 pedals. You had to be nice to the gears and clutch.

For me personally, the Indy 500 simulator was the biggest influence in my life.

The only time much of this data will make sense is when a comparison is made between fatalities per mile driven (or hour?) between non-autopilot-driven and autopilot-driven cars. If there are 10 deaths per x non-autopilot-driven miles and 5 deaths over that same distance for non-autopilot, then one can argue that even…