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Also, couldn’t resist:

#ConsequenceCulture is a bitch...

“Is it even America anymore if he can’t sing the classics?” ~ Tucker Carlson, FoxNews later today

The dogs and beavers formed an alliance in 1304 after the battle of West Ridgeback. Since then they have agreed that the beavers would set aside a good stick on dry land near their dams in exchange for the dogs not taking sticks from the dams.

Anyone else read this in their best Obama voice? :-)

The only three pieces of Star Wars media I’ve consumed are:

Here’s an interesting story about this mindset. Obama knew that coal was dying and subsidized renewable energy. He created free training centers in coal country so the miners could learn new skills installing and servicing solar panels and wind turbines. Guess what, barely anyone took him up on it. Working in a…

Radiation has made me an enemy of civilization, ya hoser.

“FLESHY HEADED MUTANT, ARE YOU FRIENDLY?”

Absolutely true, I have Strange Brew on right now.

I’d want parents and students to remember that many teachers have children, too, and that we might not be available to answer questions immediately during non-school hours.

With so many irritating and annoying things out there, I need something to calm me down every once in a while. Animal videos usually do this to me, but last week I found a 24/7 streaming feed of a baby otter named Joey rescued and being raised at the Vancouver Museum and every time I check in I go to my happy place.

I remember being psyched to get my first console as a kid, my very own, not a hand me down from my older brother and opening that fresh new NES only to have Urban Champion be my first experience with the system. I recall my father (who was fairly into games at the time) also being like “this shit sucks...”...Luckily…

Easily one of the top 5 NES sports games. Impromptu rankings:

I was young one. I drank a lot once. I was stupid once.

I regurgitated that statement nasally.

For anyone who feels the slightest bit of empathy seeing an old man on the verge of tears walking back to the White House, don’t. Trump’s entire life was devoted to greed and hatred, and before anyone even thinks about “elder abuse”, Trump tried many many times to have his own elderly, mentally compromised father put…

Good Lord. Pay attention to what was said immediately before by the host. He was just told he would not be allowed to speak (none of the elected officials would be permitted to speak), but he did want to speak. In response to the ban on him speaking he said if it wasn’t for the primary he wouldn’t care (about being…

I read it this way too. It sounds like the guy is kind of a turd as far as representatives go, but it struck me that it was just him saying “look, I wouldn’t even be asking to take up your time if I wasn’t campaigning,” not “IDGAF about any of this, I’m only here because I want to keep my job.” I mean, it’s kinda…