“They want to have illegal aliens come across this border and kill Americans...”

Given the average American’s understanding of basic Civics concepts—or their understanding of the founding documents they swathe themselves in (having had to memorize the Preamble in eighth grade doesn’t count as having read the entirety of the founding documents, folks)—it follows that Trump’s using the “if the…

Guys, can you BELIEVE that this politician likes [POPULAR THING]? What a fucking putz, amirite?!?

It’s Taco Tuesday, everybody.

Indeed, the connection between the President, the attorney general, and the president’s personal lawyer is just too confusing to figure out. I can’t wait until Trump’s idiot children get implicated, and they’re all like “Whoa, wait a minute, now there are TWO guys named Donald Trump involved?  How do you expect the…

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

Hey White House staffers! Free retirement plan for you:

This man has been turned into a battery-operated Fox News stuffed animal, who blurts out randomized talking points he’s been programmed to say.

That’s the rub. Trump is a moron....an abject failure of a man in life and in business and yes he did get elected but everyone can see that he

Thoughts and prayers go out to the entire White House who will be in jail soon.

With Nixon, the common refrain is that what did him in was the cover up, not the crimes. Maybe Trump is taking the wrong lesson from that and thinking just fessing up to every crime makes it kosher.

I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

Think about this:

Too alarming now to ignore about.
Put your messages down and wave about
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

“Crazy Old Rudy is at it again! He’s done very little (not great) work for my Administration. Only worked with some low level staffers on some minor details. He did okay after 9/11 but hasn’t done much since. Sad.” - Trump in a few days, probably.

Calling yourself a hero is like giving yourself a nickname: it makes you look pathetic.

lol

Naturally. Loud, aggressive New York bullshitters are only truly appreciated by other loud, aggressive New York bullshitters. 

Not a competent one, anyway.

“From America’s Mayor to America’s Prison System in 18 short years”

No matter how hard he tries this isn’t going to help him win the Nobel Pees Prize.