Let’s be real, Ford never forgot.

Yes, I absolutely want to deal with the scooter for the 23.5 hours/day I’m not using it.

Not a successful kidney transplant.

We’ve owned several Audi’s, all of which have been bulletproof (even the 5.2L V10 S8).

“We knew the take rate for the manuals, even with the other performance upgrades that come in the 2.0T Sport (manual) package, wouldn’t be that great, but we wanted to be able to offer it to show how much we appreciate the enthusiasts in the market that prefer manuals,”

Is there a reason you need a serious offroad vehicle when you have a shit ton of them parked at your house? Get a damn softroader and get over it.

It’s absurd to me that you hear a broad message about morality and principles and totally discount it as a messaging failure because she didn’t go over every penny of this “plan” which isn’t a plan, just a conversation about principles. Meanwhile all the politicians we have ever seen do that exact thing but with much…

Nobody earns a billion dollars. 

Hear that MAGA bros? AOC and the libs are coming for your God given rights to ringworm!

Wrenching on broken XJs: It’s a sickness lifestyle.

Such a great idea ruined by this “stance” trend.

Simple question, is it worth $35,765?? That seems incredibly steep considering Fiat has some staggering depreciation. I mean there’s a 2017 124 Abarth on Carmax right now for $21,998 with 8k miles.

It’s even a fake Toyota.

But what’s the most unique thing y’all look for when you buy a car?

I want it in color, not grayscale. And a super-dark metallic shade of a color is now on my no-fly list too. Seriously, what is this shit they’re pushing on people these days? It can’t just be like a nice british racing green, it’s like someone accidentally got a bit of green in their black metallic.

A third pedal.

Three pedals, for sure. And a semblance of personality helps. Some kind of anthropomorphic tendency.

Your inaction is going to lead to the South Padre Islanders, Ballaban. Then you’ll see I was right, and it will be too late.

Great story. Now tell us about how you became a Cowboys and Lakers fan. 

And let’s not forget, these idiot white guys helped get a black guy elected President of a country that is clearly racist as shit twice. All those eloquent speeches that drew so many people to Obama? Favreau was his chief speechwriter. These guys are successful because they’re pretty good at what they do.