I want to nominate the Faraday Future FF91

My guess is so that EPA fuel economy will look good.

Fuel economy?

Vintage Brand seltzer is the tops. It’s really just the right amount of carbonation in a classic bottle and size - works well as a serving for a long afternoon of desk hydration, or as a mixer for cocktails in the evening.

Vintage Brand seltzer is the tops. It’s really just the right amount of carbonation in a classic bottle and size -…

Hot Take: this is good enough for 99.5% of North Americans.

I would argue the Stinger is WAY more emotional to drive than a Q5. The Q was serene, true. And 100% sterile. It was absolutely and unblinkingly adequate at every job. But it excelled at nothing.

The first gen interior is just too dated.

BOO THIS MAN

I think you’ll find that Sapphires Blue is now custom-order only. Only the 981 generation had Sapphire as standard.

I would not get the ceramic brakes or the PDK. The manual version is fine.

No offense, but that may be your worst work to date.

This sounds a lot like the kind of street racing behavior that gets innocent bystanders killed, and that Jalopnik usually takes pains to denounce.

Actually that’s not necessarily true, I know with Ford for example it’s 3 years/36k from the date it was first purchased, but they can note the mileage on it at delivery and it is extended by that many miles. 

The in-service date is the day you buy and then your time warranty starts. The mileage can be adjusted. I think my paper work states that my mileage warranty ends at 36002. So that stuff is adjustable.

It’s worded poorly.

I believe that’s not totally true. I’m trying to remember when I bought my Trans Am, but I believe the warranty paperwork said the car was delivered with 33km on it, so the 60,000km warranty would actually end at 60,036.

As the emails come in, it is apparent that common sense is not so common. The whole point of this column is to help folks that maybe don’t know as much as the rest of us.

THE ZERO MILES AUDI GUY!!!! I sold Audi’s for years. I had a guy order an s 4 it arrived with 4 miles we did the pdi and got gas so about 10 miles total he didn’t buy it because it had miles on it he thought it would read zero if he ordered. I’m guessing wife or buyers remorse.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

I would have bought a 5 series diesel wagon, if one was here.