In college I drove a taxi for about two weeks.

Racecar beds!

As ridiculous as the Transformers franchise?

"Russo hit a patch of oil possibly left behind by an Alfa Romeo"

It's your fault I'm looking at this, Doug! Carmax: 2011 BMW 1M

Are there any carve-outs for offroading, racing, etc.? If not, take it rallying in November 2018!!

Tavarish: "Make the last paragraph into the title and you've got yourself a winner: Why buy a house or a Bentley GT..."

I don't know what they're doing, but they probably got a patent on it that makes my rooftop bike rack "infringing."

Living Spam-bumpers for all!

Oh, Porsche knows all about options...

Good point...so this could be an investment...now I know the angle I'll use with my girlfriend.

...so that I can buy it from you in 5 years!!

What a day!

11-foot-8 bridges are made from 11-foot-8 trees.

plASStic

And there doesn't appear to be any/much more brake cooling than the ST.

...so much for being able to FOCUS during my Tuesday morning conference call...

Agreed!

Just last night I read the chapter in your book about buying the E63 wagon. Sounds like this might be a reprise of that story?

Give one to snowmobile donut guy from yesterday!