I would keep my house like this always.

You could have Hogwarts letters for Harry coming out of your fireplace/door by hanging them on fishing line (like in the first book). You could also print a bunch of the paintings from Hogwarts and put them on the wall around the stairs. You can make a paper mache mandrake and just put it in a planter outside the…

Get us out of the US.

They like berries. They ate berries. They still like berries.

I can confirm that a postdoc is 100% a real job. Hang in there. Sounds like we're in similar boats.

Right? I just want to assume the fetal position and hide under a blanket, and yet I have to apply to more?!

She is glorious in person. I went on a multi-hour drive to see her in person. The first part of her I saw was her butt. She slept two hours and then Bibi woke her up by dribbling her like a basketball. Best. Day. Ever.

I worked on applications for faculty jobs even though the mere thought of it scares the crap out of me.

Hopefully with adorable safety glasses and earmuffs.

Thanks :)

Thanks. :) There is a ton of love and respect in our marriage, and we’re both trying but both falling short. The disconnect worsened after a bad fight in which my husband said that I felt like a burden to him. We were talked through why and found that he wasn’t communicating his needs. For me, I have a lot of…

Yes, I was holding off going for a bit because I know that part of it is my overwhelming insecurity from emotional abuse as a child. I was hoping that working on it in my counseling would help, but it hasn't. It may be time to go.

Go to Anteaques. It is an amazing tea and antique shop with scones that are out of this world. You have to email them to get a seat, but it's totally worth it!

Having a rough patch in my marriage. Any success stories of making it through (without divorce)?

Thank you! I hate the big bang theory so much. It's just mocking intelligent people under the guise of celebrating them, and all the men are complete dicks! Then they only added women scientists so that the men had people to date. I could go on...

Why buy one now when they’ll be government issue in just a short while? Just a waste of money!

Right?! Then they’re all worried that women will use sexual assault and harassment to ruin “good” men’s careers. Newsflash: If you’ve assaulted or harassed someone, you’re not a good man!

I can’t blame you. It’s the typical “Women hate men! See! The bad angry woman told me to shut up but I have first amendment rights! Are men supposed to take this?! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Do not read the comments on the tweet like I did or you will need a bigger and bolder font for “fuckfaces.”