My new hero! <3

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I had mine in the late 90s. Cheers to drink sweaters!

In middle school, I had a rocking pair of jeans that got darker as you got closer to the foot with embroidered butterflies. I would pair this with a blue turtleneck that went from light blue to darker blue as you went upwards and down the arms. I looked like color saturation bar.

I heard you should eat more of them

I can’t even fathom only one hour of work.

Warm, stagnant water is also home to the brain-eating amoeba. Though I guess in this case, they’d starve...

If the positions on the supreme court aren’t political, why did he and his party refuse to appoint Merrick Garland?

Not to mention the economic cost: paying for prenatal treatment, giving birth, and possibly losing your job.

This troll’s other posts are littered with racism and misogyny. Definitely not worth your time. 

I plan to keep my night cheese game strong!

Keeping a regular schedule adds some structure and can help with the stress of such a big transition. Congrats!

I haven’t had many friends since moving across the country, but I finally think I may have made a friend. I’ve only had one friend date so far. It is going well, but it’s been so long since I’ve made a friend that I am out of practice. Please give this socially awkward nerd your tips! How do you act early in a…

Preach it! I had a meeting with an undergrad yesterday who picked his feet the whole time...with the hands I shook at the beginning of the meeting. So nasty.

Of course! First things first!

Thanks for always posting these in immigration threads. I continue to learn so much about how messed up our immigration system is. Glad to have people like you fighting the good fight.

with fire?

I love how the gender studies bit is the only info before “so naturally she hates it!” And also how she also says her son is a good son, but not that mayo-hating feminist daughter!

Time to break out my desk Tums yet again.Who knew shoving so much anger down could cause heartburn?

The article about it is hilarious. The lady notes at the end that elder Millennials are the largest consumer group of mayo eaters, but because no one eats her mayo-based salads at potlucks, Millennials must be killing the mayo industry! Much easier than admitting her potluck salads are just bad...