Nah, I’d give that award to Assassin’s Creed 2.

I’m probably going to regret asking this, but in what sense was Pizzagate not debunked, seeing as how everyone claiming it was a Thing have since admitted it was Not a Thing?

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

I’m curious how much of this stems from the fact that two of their foundational players are second-generation NBA players, whose fathers were role players and not superstars on good teams.

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…

Came here to note the same. Roman’s used them to great effect. It’s a scorpion though, not a ballista.

Ballistas work somewhat differently than crossbows, though, even though they look similar. In a crossbow, the limbs themselves are the springs that store the energy to launch the bolt, as is the case with this weapon, while in a ballista the energy is stored in torsion springs in the form of two twisted bundles of…

Not only is it a real thing, it’s a real fake thing. What I mean is: in the recent Hobbit movie adaptation, isn’t Smaug taken down by a ballista?

I don’t blame Patrick for not knowing it’s called a Ballista— I blame Game of Thrones for portraying it like a queen well-versed in medieval warfare wouldn’t already know what a Ballista is, seeing as it was a highly critical invention for sieges... which would be a thing, dragons or not.

I think the scene substitutes…

Two seconds of research tells me that a ballista uses torsion springs, not a prod / bow as seen on Qyburn’s bolt-throwing weapon. So if you want to be calling people out on technicalities...

*the clap

Now the people who have sacked Patrick have themselves been sacked due to incompetence

Probably syphilis. Dragons be nasty yo.

the flame-breathing magical lizards hired to replace the earlier flame breathing magical lizards who were sacked after being killed by a ballista wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

It’s not “underwhelming” as much as it is hard to believe that in a world where a teenage girl can be anyone (ie “no one”) and a guy who is stabbed 10+ times can be brought back to the dead, that three dragons (again, DRAGONS) can be brought down by a immobile cross bow.

I was.pissed they shot that skull. Yeah let’s just fuck up one of the greatest things in history.

That one porn issue a year seems to keep them in the green, somehow.

This is just a marketing attempt.

“Whether it works or not, one thing is clear: Carmelo Anthony is willing to do anything to leave the Knicks.”

Yeah, Navajo are... Interesting. They won the location lottery as far as getting conquered, when you’d ‘only’ be put into a concentration camp. It was act like a white Christian or die for my ancestors, which eventually just made them look white due to marrying sympathetic whites or being raped on a fairly regular…