I have a window in my office, but there’s a warehouse on the other side of it. Racks of merchandise are not scenic.

Messy? I’m just amazed everything stays on it when the whole thing is upside down. Technological breakthrough.

I thought this was going to be like the “Show Me Your Fantasy Football Team” posts and the comments would be turned off.

Getting all up close and personal with another person’s private parts is just meh. But what young man doesn’t want to put a water balloon on his penis? Even the knowledge that it’s an option would be too much for anyone to resist.

What? Grace and not Charity? Rookie move, religious parents. You gotta complete the set.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

Nah... Looks a million times better than this.

Found a picture of Dr. Igor Cetojevic preparing for his next gluten sensitivity test.

I thought we all knew that and were still calling him Hootie because it’s funnier.

Except for the CIA classifying the report as “credible”.

So the fact that a senior intelligence official called it an example of “disinformation” doesn’t mean anything to you? It’s not just that the press hasn’t been able to verify it. The intelligence community hasn’t been able to verify it either. That’s pretty much the definition of a rumor. If a CIA agent tweets about…

If I’m reading it correctly, a senior official told NBC that the report was being used as an example of something that’s completely unverified and thereby not worthy of sharing. That’s pretty close to calling it bullshit to me.

Since you’re so good at research, you’re aware that no one in the Podesta emails ever said they were playing dominoes on a floor covered in sauce, right?

Holy crap! Mario Batali is a pedophile!

FYI: NBC News is reporting that the whole thing was bullshit and was an example of the kind of unverified reporting US intelligence should not be doing. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-cites-nazi-germany-rejects-dossier-alleged-russia-dealings-n705586

That’s a pretty low bar. You don’t think Trump is going to pass every piece of fake news that comes across his iPhone screen on to the FBI over the next four years?

Actually, I’ve read plenty of that idiotic nonsense because I have a friend who, very much like you, doesn’t have a good bullshit detector and always believes the worst about people she doesn’t like. But thanks for letting me know the specifics of how gullible you are.

Wow. You got that really backwards.

Edit: Also, you’re a moron if you believe that “FBI codeword” bullshit. The reason why code words like that exist is because they’re common words that don’t arouse suspicion. I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but Americans eat a lot of fucking pizza.

Yes. The potions automatically replenishing when you meditate is a HUGE deal. Although I still never really use them. Every now and then I’ll bust one out, but I have so many that just sit there in my inventory.

I just started playing The Witcher 3 as well. Twinsies!

Yeah. I’m overwhelmed by all the oils and potions as menus as well. Way too much going on.