I always liked the part where he was having sexual intercourse with his employer and, having each reached coitus, he indicates that their encounter was simply adequate, whereupon she dashes him from the room in anger.
Motherfucking classic.

Trump is such a…
Crybaby (1990, Dir. John Waters)

They're playing two truths and a lie, everyone's favorite corporate retreat teambuilding exercise. Except this administration plays it every single day!

Actually, I kind of like the notion of people asking for Disney to fire him. As if his job was just as a Disney employee. That itself is a much harder shot from the twitter crowd than the actual thing they were asking for.

Finally, something me and Trump can agree on. At least in terms of Johnny's general sadness.

Awesome. Wait, why can't I do the spin move on Sonic 2? Oh, I need to pay rings to unlock it. 10.8 billion rings? Or I can buy 300 gems right now for five bucks. Hmmm…

They didn't include my new soccer podcast that started this week. How could they have missed it?

I misunderstood, I thought the working title was Han: First Shot which I thought was amazing.

I got this reference.

It's weird, my wife hates it when I call her lady business "The Void"

I know it was a typo, but if my name were Tom Hank, I would probably just kill myself.

Bob Dylan's grandson is actually a rapper, FWIW. Again, I have no jokes.

They'd actually indicated his lecture could take the form of a performance. Sorry to not have any good jokes, guys.