Definitely not hilarious, by any reasonable measure. But way, way funnier than the audience gave him credit for. Good reminder what a bunch of phonies liberal media types are. He was funny and deserved better.

I didn’t say they were uncommon, I said I suspect a higher percentage of non-professionals have tattoos than non-professionals. I knew it would be hard to quantify which is why I said it was guess — you said I was wrong, do you have data to show?

I love a healthy, respectful discussion. You have a some valid points to make for sure (show compassion, they were only 15, etc.) but you picked some really terrible analogies (a kid not wearing a bike helmet or a small child drinking antifreeze is nowhere close to 15 year olds stealing a car). I suspect you know that…

I think you’re saying that the cops assumed that because it was a stolen car the occupants must have been black or Hispanic (when you say minority, I suspect you don’t mean Asians too?)? Interesting.

Your response in paragraph 1 is supported by neither fact nor law. You're so far off. As for the second paragraph, I’m sure drowning is awful. I’m glad you made it.

I would venture to guess (and I admit I don’t know how you could ever prove this) that a greater percentage of non-professionals have tattoos than professionals.

Me too. But if they stole a car and ran from the cops, I would not be ok with it, and I'd expect to blame them for foreseeable consequences (crashing with lights off—> death) and not the police.

Why would cops hate Jewish people? They don't commit crime.

I don’t think it was supposed to be a life lesson. But I'm sure he is a good boy

hahaha this Is Gawker! Only cops kills blacks, jk, it’s like .2 percent.

I told you that you can't say that on here. That offends me!

JPP ALL STARS

Wear a helmet and also when you're an adult don't race dirtbikes, unless you're a professional dirtbike racer.

You can't say that on gawker.

I blame the police! (That should get some likes on here)

No, you're doing fine. If it hasn't happened yet, someone on a Gawker will make it a racist question. That offends me!

What is condescending about asking that question?