My dad commuted almost every day of my parents’ 46 years together. He’s still waiting for parole.

That’s gotta be the world’s least environmentally friendly amusement park.

The reason most people are “weaving” is because they have to maneuver around the ass-holes obliviously hanging out in the left lane.

Move to the right, and stop trying to justify your flaccid, passive-aggressive need to be the unofficial traffic cop who clogs up the left lane in a pathetic attempt to force others to abide by your interpretation of the rules of the road.