Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

I hope he stays the fun kind of crazy

The real question is, what year is his Camaro?

I wouldn’t say that. She trusted that the principal would help her and he did.

These are kids; telling a trusted adult is not a “wasted step”, and it also allows her some accommodation from the school, so she doesn’t have to ride the same bus with him or whatnot. Give the girl a break- she did nothing wrong. No one can ever be a victim perfectly enough to meet everyone’s standards.

Ugh- your last line. You were doing so well!

I was going to refrain from commenting on this because of getting slammed in these sections before. But I just have to say... good for her for being brave and refusing to let others question her integrity.

“fast girls”

Next week he will be Ronald Ocho Quatro.

his four kids are Antonio Jr., Autonomy, Ali and Antanyiah

AB is gonna have a really tough time enforcing a curfew on young Autonomy.

I must confess, I don’t get it....

The Seahawks have been good since Obama won his second term. Did you miss the four straight playoff runs that culminated in two Superbowl appearances and one Superbowl win?

Oh, as opposed to some running back who gains 5 yards on a 2nd and 3 and springs up with some 1st down salute? Or a defensive back who breaks up a pass and celebrates with a huge incomplete pass motion.

If you hit someone, be ready for them to die. They probably won’t, but they totally might.

I would also have accepted en-scrote-chment.

I hate myself. +1

A huge man abusing a little guy at Penn State, where have i heard this story before?