The United States was basically built on the bones of Native Americans with the forced labor of enslaved Africans and their descendants. I will also give a (dis)Honorable Mention to the historic and brutal exploitation of non-WASP immigrants that continues to this day with Latin American migrants.

Aw shit, are Sandler and Dafoe doing a gritty reboot of The Super Mario Bros?

Because I think I would actually purchase a ticket for that...

Yeah, I would assume one of those Netflix Sandler films would have been the more appropriate target.

I will never not think of Wuhan china cymbals when I hear the name. Had one, loved it. They’re cheap and fragile and have a sound unlike any other brand can pull off

Amercica follows the golden rule: he has the gold makes the rules.

Based on the 30 seconds it took to google “How much total wealth exists in the United States” (answer: appx. $98 trillion), and the Census population clock of the number of total US Citizens (answer as of this moment: appx. 329,250,000), and knowledge of how to divide on a calculator . . .

Who in turn leads the country according to a comically conservative version of Islam.

Toldjall! So now that they’ve tested America’s tolerance for detestable tent camps in the desert, no sanitation and medical care, separating families by ripping infants from mothers, under the guise of detaining ‘Nigerians’, ICE can start rounding up any Black people!

“The ol’ Kentucky Two-Step, eh, Jack?”

How dare YOU, Sir?!

's great. This country's great, Jack!

I loved him in the small role he had as the guy who got the overweight woman at the key party in Ang Lee’s The Ice Storm. The look he gives Kevin Kline as he’s leaving the house is perfect. He was also brilliant as Jack Ryan’s nemesis in Clear and Present Danger: “I have an autographed get-out-of-jail-free card! You…

Meanwhile, over at Conan’s original Carpool Karaoke. (the much more authentic one)

“You know what the world needs, a black version of New Kids On The Block”

I have always said Martin is Black Seinfeld and Living Single is Black Friends.

All of society operates under the hypnosis of social conditioning and it limits there imagination, insight, intuition, creativity. Our vision. Inspiration. Everything that we value as humans is limited by social conditioning.

and is “nebulous” a big fancy word even?

Trader Joe’s is just Aldi for hipsters.