Interesting. Maybe the solution is for Amazon to litter the empty aisles with sketchy third party vendors selling knock-offs and expired product?

I’m not shopping a place that profits on low wages and absurd working condi....oh wait

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Only if you think that Jimmy Fallon would be better if he were even needier for attention 

What the hell are regionals?

“Justice” means whatever we want it to mean, so there’s no reason “just compensation” has to mean “whatever Towers Watson determines the highest bidder would ask for”.

SNL used to be raw! remember the mailbox sketch?

If you had a popular sketch show on TV that you knew the President watched, wouldn’t you try to write some better jokes?

Mark Wahlberg, you are no Robert Urich.

Starred exclusively for “Higgins fucks”.

My mom was like that about Too Tall Jones of the ‘70s Dallas Cowboys and Clint Eastwood in the tv show Rawhide (the way she said “Rowdy Yates” made me very uncomfortable).

My mom was the same way with Cagney & Lacey. We didn’t find out until years later what that meant.

I’ll get shit for it, but I’d rather vote for the old white guy who has remained more-or-less consistent in his left-wing views over a pretend, feel-good shallow veneer of progress disguising the same neoliberal, center-right bullshit.

My mother loved some Spencer for Hire back in the day only for Avery Brooks. Nothing like being ten years old and hearing your mom purr like a cat every time Hawk came on the screen. yikes

Jessie Quick in particular seemed like she had more storyline possibilities, though the actress becoming a regular on God Friended Me (where her speedster powers hardly ever come up) I guess precluded that 

Ha ha ha NO. I only know Very Famous Rock Stars, not wannabes like Adam Levine. Let’s just say if you guessed right I’d answer Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

I’m always torn between wanting a LoT/DP crossover and worrying I’ll get a brain aneurism from the combined insanity.

Common mistake lazy people make: you never know who you are fucking with whence you begin to fuck with folks. That’s why you do your job properly and remember that a thing called social media exists.

Oh, well then, that’s extremely convincing! How could anyone possibly dispute your original premise with an air-tight argument like that? Thank you for being so specific with your examples of how she isn’t dumber than a bag of hair.

Do you even Misfits, bro?