If that’s not the way it happened, as you describe it, then I don’t want to live in a universe without that now.

Hard agree. I expect most anyone with a free mind and a conscience are trying, but we can’t seem to shake the need for stupid incompetent fucks and obvious crooks to run our lives. Once we do that, watch the fucking heavens open up. Seriously, it’s so obvious that no one should be in charge, it’s embarrassing.

I would postulate that the greatest generation has yet to be born. A bunch of blustering, emotionally stunted alcoholic racists claimed they were, but drove (literally and figuratively) our world to the brink of cataclysm, after they left their selfish, navel-gazing, easily rattled crybaby kids the keys.

No, it must have been an overheard comment about how WWII collecting and fetishization is weird and lame.

Tempting, but history definitively proves dozens of times over, that violent revolutions do not work. They’re merely bloody transfers of power from one group of unqualified sociopaths to another.

Not to mention utter sociopathic disregard for the poors like us.

The only magic is their weak-ass bloodline hasn’t collapsed at the genetic level.

Well, I think he’s more in trouble for getting caught. God only knows what horrors they author safely behind closed palatial doors.

He calls himself “Sandman”...?

Royals ain’t shit, nor any rich people. They’re not better or smarter, nor are they more interesting. They’re not magic. They don’t have special knowledge or powers. But royals are a good distraction from the exploitation that most people receive.

Nope, they would taste like grey colored ass. Let them live, sentenced to a lifetime of compulsory poverty. That is how you punish the rich. Killing them would be a mercy.

Dude. I’m talking about Mr. Deeds, Little Nicky, 8 Crazy Nights.

Why take trucker speed, when he has his scumbag doctor giving him Adderall?

Chris Rock gets a conditional pass, the rest can kick rocks. I was dragged to too many Sandler movies on dates, the dude is too lazy and mediocre to be that rich.

Well, yeah. They’re on an all expenses paid family vacation, where they “work” with their friends, make lazy (and overwritten) jokes, and ogle Salma Hayek. They’re getting paid to be as lazy as Sandler is all the time.

Jeepers, and people look at me like I’m crazy when I say I hate the rich.

Star for Snake! SnakeStar! Also, I heard he was dead? At least taller than that...

“Oh! Poor us! Those are precious commodities, and we must keep those freeloading poors from enjoying them, even if they get no use and turn no profit!”

They make the coffee with the same water from the bathroom you’re told not to drink. One piece of corporate propaganda I follow: don’t drink water from the bathroom sink.

I guess I’m the only one who groks your mouth music. Publicly owned airlines could be fucking phenomenal. Keep the capitalists out of it, and there’s little reason (other than fuel costs) it couldn’t be much better and nicer to fly.