Whatever you say ‘Stove’.

If it makes you feel better, there’s been years and years of white boys quoting certain Chris Rock stand-up bits. They’ve laid tons of covering fire for you. Michael Scott on the Office alone probably gets you out of the hot seat forever.

I love that song to this day, as well as Eddie’s reggae song “Kill the White People”. Regressive as fuck, but damn satisfying.

Since this will be read by fans, I actually know Brent Jennings (super fucking cool), Sonya Cassidy (she’s a cute nerd irl), and David Ury (nice dude), as they shop at my job. I will relay nice things you all say about them and the show. Brent is a seasoned pro so he’ll be ok but I know he liked being Ernie. David…

Sky High was really good! It was stacked with comedy ringers, and the kids in the lead roles were great. I think I saw Braun in like a monster mashup movie with Bob Odenkirk, and he kind of had the same schtick going on, nervous but capable.

Cousin Greg?

Probably? If I wanted to go after him for that, I’d be swamped, because tons of influential directors and actors defended Polansky. People we know who should know better.

Jeff Winger blazed a trail for you “Five Head-ers” so why you gotta turn on your own. HEY, Big 4 Heads R PPL 2

Oh yes, a LOT. For a few salads, smoothies, and sides, I spent hundreds. I think that’s why British Colombia has been a huge source of good weed: the cheap hydroelectric power.

Ooh, bad news: we are all corruptible by power. Every last one of us.

This kind of “thinkpiece” is just trucking more dirt in to further muddy the waters. True, a lot of us leapt to defend our choices, and people like Scorsese def have a right to their opinion (except Francis Ford Coppola, because he propped up that pedophile Victor Salva for years, so fuck him). But the truth is that…

Power corrupts.

Your recollection is pretty far from a researched fact. Or a lazily Googled 10 seconds of research.

There are tons, they’re just one-sided. 30 cops, one unarmed person.

Most police traffic incidents are the cop’s fault. They drive like psychos. Plus, they have advanced safety equipment on their vehicles. If they get hurt badly, that’s got to be a statement on how recklessly they were driving in the first place.

Oh, jeez. Growing vegetables and fruits hydroponically is way more expensive and more work than most of us are probably willing to tolerate. Growing your own food indoors is really cool, it’s just a lot more work and cost. This is all assuming you’re using an adequate amount of artificial light and any of the various…

That seems physically, mathematically, impossible. That’s negative talent, as in he made everyone else in the room less talented by proximity. Wait, so you were right.

No, this article was about SNL. “Fresh” “original” “integrity” “Kids in the Hall still makes it look REALLY bad” don’t apply to SNL.

Odds are also good that he would utter “Bah!” as it happened.

Whatever, it’s all about his bullshit gangster accent in Mickey Blue Eyes.