“Can Jesus microwave a burrito SO hot, that even he can’t eat it?”

$185K+ zero emissions vehicle; so the rich fucks of the world can screw up the environment in slightly different ratios. Porsche for the win.

How about we call Aquaman “White Fish”?!

Load-bearing candy canes. Opens the possibilities wide.

Good point. Keep your eye on the prize, and fight capitalism. Let these morons kill each other or themselves.

Jesus what a bunch of propaganda bullshit. 20 years ago, weed was mostly black market trash, (somehow, improbably) stepped on and sprayed with Windex or worse. Weed is decidedly safer today than it was in the past. The war on drugs did infinitely more damage than whatever artisanal $60 an eighth legal weed we get here…

Wherever it is, it needs to fire pizzas like a cannon.

So, the same things as parking on any street in Chicago or New York? Chicago street parkers are some ruthless, lawless scalawags.

Pluto is a cold, cold, celestial dwarf.

...are you serious?

That’s all well and good, but where is my bulletproof graphene Batman Beyond power suit that’s as comfortable as a T-shirt?

“Danny, I’m killing my eyes”

All I saw was “Put a Flamethrower on Your Drone”

So it will have Fox News, Breitbart, and Daily Stormer. And Mein Kampf in serial format.

That’s nothing. There’s tons of nerds, and more than a few nerd sites, and Zack Snyder himself, banging the drum for the fucking Snyder Cut. It’s practically a cottage industry for ScreenRant and ComicBook dot com...

There’s like a *relationship* between those two concepts?!

Golly, it’s almost as if royalty is a childishly stupid institution, and exposes the even greater stupidity of government as a whole. I guarantee that most politicians and “leaders” are just as fucked up and corrupt as Prince Pedo, and what we’ve seen so far is the tip of the iceberg.

Yeah, we already have that. It’s great, but I’m not putting it on my toast.

I am so tired of that gaudy, tacky, irrelevant ponce cashing in on the one hit he had decades ago.

It sounds like the Descent, but less plausible.