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Is this the one where the trainer drops coconuts on his stomach and stretches his legs brutally fast and wide? Good lord.

Is it the Native American casino episode?

God, that is inspiring.

Simpsons or Futurama?

Right, and we, as guys, feel left out. I want to spend my rich fuck monies on jade butt eggs and crystal peehole spikes or whatever.

Pretending to be a good person when you’re a small-minded bigot is hard fucking work, dude.

Maybe they make them go through reverse-Tummo meditation, where instead of melting a block of ice with their butts, they just wear a cumbersome costume in the green hell of an inferno that is Florida.

She needs a bitchy Ondine-style hanger-on to roast her for the poor little rich girl shit, I Shot Andy Warhol style.

Yup. SHe’s harmless, I guess, and the kids seem to like her. But the kids like fucking astrology these days so...

Disagree. Fuck Nazis. Nazis only understand violence. Punch a Nazi, humiliate them, if needed break their jaw and their legs. They’ll never forget, in their tiny pea brains, that Nazi shit got them hit. Ever. And remind them that they have been allowed to live, despite their Nazi fuck bullshit, by the grace of their

Oh, yeah, but not for the zombies. Just the love. And Bill Nighy.

Yeah, done. I can still probably watch the original Romero Dead trilogy, and of course Return of the Living Dead, but that’s it.

I live in LA, we get the inside shit.

He should just drink the blood of the living to stay young.

They call outer casing a carapace in the industry

Agreed 100%

Kelly McGillis’s self-deprecation aside, I find her mature, reasoned attitude and presence of a soul to be much more appealing than whatever creepy closet-dwelling freakshow Tom Cruise has to offer. I wonder how much money he has to earn now as Scientology’s main revenue stream?

Did you then grow potatoes with it, like in The Martian?

Why does it feel weird? Disney is a monolith, rich as fuck, rich as shit, rich as hell. Disney is rich as some made-up swears that only rich people know. And they pay nothing to their theme park workers (they say they get $15 now), the factory workers who make their merchandise, and anyone else they can get away with,