Is Oasis still that popular that we care what this “English ugly” git does or says? Why not check in with the singer for Collective Soul or Silverchair? why not spread the artificially-preserved relevance around? Or do the “Peaked in the 90's” awards only apply to medium talent, well-documented assholes?

Can’t stop, won’t stop

Pretty obvious who that is:

That should never happen. He lost his naked privileges. Not no not never. Fred Durst gets the hose, fully clothed, and a straight razor shave. The full Rambo treatment.

RPO is “art” in the way that a kid’s doodling in a school notebook is “art”

I truly love Sam Rockwell, to the point where I would watch Box of Moonlight again. I totally want to watch Clownhouse again, as it was legitimately a good movie, but the behind the scenes just *ruins* it.

She did have the fuego.

Aye, but Ready Player One is decidedly *not* art. Honestly, The Post was not art either. It was sub-70s TV movie-quality Oscar bait, and that’s from a huge Bob and David fan. Makes you wonder if movies from “certified hit makers” are considered good just because they keep getting a seat at the table. Clint Eastwood…

No. Because THEY’RE ALL IN ON IT!

Opportunity missed: the bare bones premise of Punky Brewster is SUPER gritty: small child is abandoned by mother in grocery store. Elderly “bachelor” who is a photographer, swiftly moves to adopt her as his own. Bachelor encourages her to bring her orphan friends over to his place, one of whom is a barely supervised…

I really hope that this oral history left *no* *stone* *unturned* because I need total coverage of Rob Thomas’s creative process.

I thought Kathy was making ramen. For some reason I saw noodles.

Gross.

No, he’s super extra, so he hung out with the dragon for like an hour before the dragon got uncomfortable and dipped out. Danny didn’t notice and got a tattoo for their imagined friendship because he’s an ultra, mega nerd.

Have I told you about my IRON FIST? Because I’m the Immortal Iron Fist, you know. You heard that right, I’m the Iron Fist (the Immortal one), also, I’m Protector of K’un Lun, and Sworn Enemy of the Hand.

I thought it was ramen.

What is that? Ramen?

Wildly successful, decidedly mediocre performer secures wildly successful, decidedly mediocre performer for thing to later humble brag about to two wildly successful, decidedly mediocre performers.

Don’t do that lol just have an Impossible Burger.

Yeah, it’s biologically anomalous that you didn’t get sick, to the point of improbability. The endocrine system is not magic; if you don’t eat a type of food, your body is programmed not to produce the requisite enzyme for digestion.