Plant meat manufacturers can’t really win; soy, gluten, coconut, cashew, even pea all have vocal allergy sufferers. Coconut is the plant fat source closest to animal fat, that doesn’t require a rainforest to be murdered for farming.

The skin is an alginate, good for fats leaking on the pan, but they struggle to maintain integrity. And you can’t make beer brats, as the simmering beer cooks the skin right off. But I love these sausages anyway.

You did it wrong.

Bub, we ALL need that. I’m going to go watch some right now

Twitter deserves to be kicked off the planet. Easier fix.

Where I get all my news and info: Waffle House placemats, and men’s room walls.

I don’t give a shit about any of these people, but you know that Trump is one of the biggest-scale con artists publicly operating, right?

It’s about Dave Pirner’s hair in the 90s. I would write sad songs about that too.

The old “Crayola Oblongata”

“Stars and Stripes of Corruption”

I love you. My go-to is “I Ain’t Thick, It’s Just A Trick” which is about as anthemic an anarchist song as you can get without being a dick. “Bloody Revolutions” informs my responses to lefties calling for their enemies to be up against the wall. Also like “Big A, Little A”

Holy shit, the surveillance thing makes him way worse. That’s what those chumps get for needing leaders.

I feel like Claire is a better character than Night Nurse. I would rather consider Rachael McAdams in Dr Strange as Night Nurse (I know she was a Dr) and Claire is just a real hero. Plus, Rosario is great as Wonder Woman in the DC animated movies.

Ditto. Dubby can’t be Drax’s daughter.

Wait, it was watched more than Dream On? I doubt it.

Mmm, quite.

You’re right, I’m lying. You are the CONQUEROR!

If this doesn’t make you want to riot in the streets, you might be a redneck

That sounds profoundly stupid. He might as well hate oxygen: “My parents were breathing oxygen right before they got killed! If they’d just stopped breathing, we never would have walked down that alley.”

Is that a Frank Miller story? The reactionary severity sounds like Miller, but there’s no denigration of women. Does he make a female character a prostitute in the next panel?