Not just for this article, but I bet your mom is proud of you. Also, thank you for this article.

In different times, swiftly removing someone like Trump would send a bad message to the world, one of instability and unrest. I don’t think the world would begrudge us at this point. The only trick is getting Pence, and Hatch out of the picture til midterms. As far as Russia, well, that asshole Putin is a legit…

Zing!

You can clearly see the love in those women’s faces. Them’s some soulmates. That had obligatory sex. With each other. Naked. Nude.

“Why would God let this happen?!”

KOK is solid and firm, inserted into the annals of history.

Sometimes I feel, I spread my life too thin...

As long as my lifelong hero, FUK, doesn’t have their good name dragged through the mud by this.

Yes.

Holy shit it was only 400K?! I shouldn’t be surprised that these incompetent sociopaths come cheaper than you’d think, but damn. This isn’t like Kissinger, where he gets to smooth talk his way back into history, again and again. Ryan will be hated and scorned like few before. Shit, he might as well change his last…

Anybody else annoyed at the inefficiency of the Blue smoke delivery systems? Just use a hookah. Damn.

I mean, is that so much to ask?

It’s probably better than Doom? I’m watching the RiffTrax Super Mario Bros instead.

That’s really sad. I lost my dad to Parkinson’s. It’s a pretty unpleasant way to die. RIP

I’m writing fanfic about Martin Lawrence’s freak out on the freeway in the 90s...let that be the wind beneath your wings.

Oh, God, with my mouth, I’m lucky I didn’t get my fool self killed when I was around cops.

Lol even a broken clock is right twice a day. At least the clocks don’t use it as an excuse the commit all manner of crimes and atrocities :)

Better; hopefully that will happen AND it won’t sound the call to bullies that any “weakness” has been displayed. A few people I know saw me as a mark after I admitted I wasn’t doing well. Also, a lot of times, people try to “help” you, but really it becomes about them, and doing their good deed. So, I hope that…

Clip gone, “Hachi”! How will I now feel better about my mental illness?! There can’t possibly be any more celebrity mental breakdown, freakout, or otherwise nutty behavior videos in the internet

How is he ungreyed, and I am not? I never had any of this mess explained to me. One day I’m posting on AV Club, then Kinja kicked me to curb and made up a whole hierarchy that boxed me out. If I was a troll, wouldn’t that have come out by now? Sorry, I saw my opening, I’ve been waiting to ask.