THAT’S Rick Scott?!?!?! Florida, we are putting your asses under a 72 hour psych eval. How the fuck are you gonna let a horror movie slasher be your gov? Hmm? Don’t play dumb. Alright, see you in 3 days you crazy motherfuckers.

Michigan didn’t consider Flint a burden when it was cranking out GM cars and tax revenue. That wasn’t under Rick Snyder’s reign, but he’s doing something much worse. I’m a little surprised no one from Flint (Dayton Family, what’s up?) hasn’t taken a little trip to visit Snyder in his undoubtedly palatial home. The…

It got cancelled?! Fuck. I need to get cable again, just so I can cancel the motherfucker again.

“Why now?! I’m having hard enough time!!”

No use crying over spilled Darkest Timeline.

I’m old as shit. All those nuke dreams in the 80s.

I bad person.

What is the first, “No shit” gif from? I know that actress, she’d think it was funny that she’s a gif.

What is the first, “No shit” gif from? I know that actress, she’d think it was funny that she’s a gif.

Well, Kurt’s death is up for debate, but that’s only because he was in a toxic, drug-fueled relationship with a more notorious, slightly less famous performer. Completely different.

Bye South Carolina! Take your sociopathic homie Alabama with you?

How the fuck was my man *supposed* to react? Cry? Beg? Prostrate himself before a highly biased and unabashedly prejudiced judge and justice system? It’s like trying to beg a Terminator for your life; the shit ain’t gonna work. That being said, I really hope the laugh doesn’t mess with his parole/aquittal (fingers…

I dunno, they got that Hardee’s. I’m pretty sure other fast food restaurants serve (non-Lawry’s) seasoned fries where white folks trough it up. I had Lawry’s fries pretty early in the game, and it was surrounded by super-extra-white people.

Yeah, I was a 70s/80s kid who grew up by Amish country, so the dairy was primo shit.

Check my greys; we have our first test subject! You’ll do fine Jethro, Chad, FEAniba, whatever. HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HA!

Fair. Buuuut if they get turned into Hulks, damn sure our side will have our own. And also in addition, they’d be green. They’d have “color.” So they’d have to hate, troll, and undermine themselves first. It’s brilliant. Let’s get our scientists on this.

Go for it; shave them brows off! Join Jared Leto Joker, 90s and 00s cholas, and 90s bony white models on that winning team!

And more and more people like me have convinced themselves that non-dairy milk is acceptable, despite our dairy indoctrination since childhood. I think the dairy council should pool its’ resources towards retooling dairy farms to a more sustainable non-exploitation model.

They’re ALL the ham and pineapple ones, even if they have neither.

Dude, stop. You’re not going to change his mind. Shame, ridicule, isolate, and keep this kind under constant surveillance. They’re dangerous (and absurdly hilarious) when convinced their way of life is under threat.