Stop! I’m dead! Still laughing from your last one! Now you wanna use decades old slang! IcaN’T TAKE IT!

I think we need to start exploring the crazy science means of dealing with this level of racism and bigotry and whitepeopleishness. Perhaps a gas, or a beam, or a burst of gamma radiation?

HAHAHAHAHAHA sure.

There are a few million Viet Nam, Iraq, and Afghanistan war casualties that would disagree.

Get used to being troubled. Appearance shaming is generally bullying asshole behavior. I get that good people who are less conventionally attractive would be hurt by comments made at Sanders’ appearance. Sanders and her kind would have you starving, poor(er), and worse off than already are. We are at fucking war…

Max, go play with your toys. The grown-ups are talking.

100% of Me’s say “Fuck that loaded question poll, and the privileged upbringing that created it.”

The subterfuge! The intrigue! The grown idiots hiding in ball pits!

Whatever, if those punks aren’t staying in a Chuck E Cheese’s where either a) the robots are malfunctioning, or b) an all-out inter-family brawl is happening, they’re avocado toast eating lily-livered panty-waists.

I ghosted once, when my date kept talking about how hot the bartender was. I got fed up, walked over to the bartender, asked if he was single, which he was. I retruned to my “date” and told her “The lane is clear, he’s single” and she flipped me off. I shortly thereafter excused myself for a smoke outside, and “TAXI!”…

Eh, she spoke up when it was convenient for her career. Courtney Love is just demonstrably not a good person, and it stands to reason that her particular closet’s skeletons have skeletons. If she hadn’t coerced Kurt into their relationship and immediately set about addicting him to heroin to keep him in her thrall,…

Well, yeah, but we are supposed to think the CIA are the “good guys” because Trump doesn’t like them. That’s likely just because they’re a mild threat to Putin, but also the Mercer’s and Koch’s private intelligence and espionage outfits. Even if the “Putin calling Trump’s shots” thing isn’t true, the 1%er private…

Nah, that’s bullshit. The defensive ones are just insecure candy asses who talk the talk but can’t walk the walk. They’re either people who eat corpses of tortured animals and are 100% good with that, and are blissfully cool with vegetarians, or they aren’t. And if there are that many videos from vegans on YouTube,…

No, no, no. What you’re saying is outlandish. He fucks a new hole in the *back* of his head. And it’s not just someone, he skull fucks the POTUS.

Hold up; white people don’t like fucking *seasoned fries*?! They don’t like Lawry’s?! Wow. Wow wow wow.

They must know that they’re wrong.

Kind of the opposite problem, but thanks.

That’s the perfect amount...for REVENGE! So, a revenge-based business model. Worked for Apple.

Ha-ha the classic pre-emptive strike. That’s always worked out well, and is only employed by people with the objective moral upper hand. The end.

Thank you for being rational. I’m vegetarian, but I don’t make a show out of it; a coworker of 8 years just found out I’m veg a month ago. Low. Key. That being said, if it comes up, most meat eaters get stupid defensive. It’s kind of sad how obvious they’re being. Pretty much as soon as the word “vegetarian” appears,…