That is my new favorite Dwyane Wade misspelling.

Why is drinking that water though??? You’re a freaking champion Durant, get a real mans beer

“Why wont you return my calls, ‘Bron?”

Lebron was effin ridiculous tonight. Nothing else he could have done.

So, Westbrook to Cleland, right?

“You’re telling me!”

See, WWE? THIS is how you book a long-term feud!

Between not driving the ball, waiving off J.R. to switch to Curry, dribbling 13 times, and not passing to Lebron, Kyrie negated what should have been his best game.

“Flat Earther Does Something Dumb.”

Counterpoint: I am someone’s neighbor and I am fucking awesome.

A bunch of 54 year olds watching scripted entertainment television...

1-6 beyond the arc.

Too fucking right on the plumbing. We had to replace our terra cotta sewer pipe (root grew right through) and had to get a tree cut down to get to it. And to get to the tree properly, part of our fence had to come down.

ghosts

You mean succeed.

Nice to see Bieber will also throw on a hairstyle from team Korn.

I heard Joe hit the ‘Town last night after his big win.

SEÑOR JOE!

Guess Qatar is still trying to block the truth: