GOD DAMN IT. (Yeah, I mixed up Sanchez and Romo. Pardon me as I stepped aside for a concussion protocol.)

For maybe the first time in his career, Tony Romo was THIS close to completing something amazing, just to have it picked off at the last minute.

Dont even need to test.

Prosecutor: Where did the money go?

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Two top 5 picks in the draft for the Astros, not something that happens in baseball almost ever. Baseball draft still sucks though, no trades and with slot bonuses it’s anticlimatic.

Man, that was a fantastic game. I’m excited to see how much the draw affects group play going forward (for second place, I mean: it’s not like the US isn’t going to advance).

Nigeria’s been doing great at beating the Swedish flank. They just need to finish more and be smarter about defending corners.

Fuck those two ladies. Fuck the people standing around watching. Fuck the moon. Fuck squirrels. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck everything.

More like guy runs onto live track.

Chris Archer is killin’ it for my fantasy team right now.

I bet the U-haul was the maid of honor.

Hope Solo has some catching up to do.

Their relationship is only about a year old and in that time they’ve gotten:

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

Aww, let him sleep. Dude is obviously exhausted from constantly traveling.

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

Not being smart enough to be born in America.

Next Up:

David Blatt’s wondering how they got ahold of his game plan.