Less graciously put, I think the problem is a lack of patience for many viewers. “I don’t get this show! It’s been 3 whole episodes and I don’t understand what the maze is or who the Man in Black is yet! This show is totes a mystery box! No answers!” It’s like these people are watching a different show than I am.

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Nah.

This is a totally undoctored photo of Barbara trying to get on Space Mountain.

This is an A+ comment, right here.

On the plus side, the dad can keep reusing that cake for years.

It almost seems as if Erickson is complaining about private industry responding to market demand.

♫ Mannequin was filmed at Woolworth’s

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”