Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Nah.

This is a totally undoctored photo of Barbara trying to get on Space Mountain.

This is an A+ comment, right here.

On the plus side, the dad can keep reusing that cake for years.

It almost seems as if Erickson is complaining about private industry responding to market demand.

♫ Mannequin was filmed at Woolworth’s

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

“Oh, I didn’t see you there while I was doing all these pushups”