Fuck the Democratic Party for not actually developing a bench. We were choosing between a flawed candidate (at least in terms of public perception — which is all that matters) and a 75 year old guy who mostly identified as socialist.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

I have IBS and my doctor told me that I can’t afford this drug.

Goodell met with a team of personal image specialists and the consensus agreement was that he needed to project a more condescending attitude.

Football is family. And we the NFL see you fans as the cousin viewed as slow and we despise having to associate with, but we include because we are forced to by Aunt Economics.

I put her with Kathleen Turner, Helen Mirren, and Emma Thompson in the Amazing Women You Would Have a Great Time Drinking With But Do Not *Ever* Want to Piss Off group. I should probably add Meryl Streep to that group, too.

THAT WOMAN IS A G D NATIONAL TREASURE BACK OFF DONALD WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE SHE WAS IN CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD

My local alley doesn’t have those really useful bumper thingies, OK? Don’t judge me.

Being originally from Louisville, I remember Pitino talking to local media, joking and laughing about encouraging him to set aside ego and just shoot underhanded. I think he improved by some crazy amount, like +15 to 20%.

malcolm gladwell. a man who makes up theories to describe things he doesn’t understand.

Alex Trebek thinks Kaepernick is a disrespectful thug and wishes more people acted like that nice young man, J.J. Watt.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Wasn’t his conclusion, more or less, “Because I’d look like a fucking pussy?”

Trump-Cosby 2016!

His remains will be a skull, some ribs, and 9-11

Sadly, their animatronic mascot is still functional.

In related news, Syracuse’s live mascot was damaged due to an early freeze.

you’re going to hell

LSU Booster: Mike VI’s passing gives us paws.