I was going to make a big fuss of the fact that you misspelled Scarlet three times, but frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn...

I am a ND fan and I agree totally. I’ve put up with his arrogance in part because of his relative success and in part because on occasion the players really do make mistakes that are dumb even by the lower standards of college football. But you don’t call nearly 40 pass plays in that weather, not when you have three…

Who put that center at the top of the depth chart? If they were winning, it would be all about Kelly’s recruiting genius.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.

That tomahawk chop taunt is pretty offensive for a lot of reasons, but it isn’t the most offensive motion you can make with your arm

Curt’s got some company off the rails.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

He’s basically Greg Popovich without all the charm.

I beg to differ. They weren’t at the ballpark.

I’m amazed they haven’t done this on Cutthroat Kitchen yet.

Cooking shows and cookbooks grossly underestimate the cooking time and simplicity of nearly every recipe. On TV, your average chef is working in a spacious, spotless kitchen, with all necessary tools nearby (no busting out the blender from the attic because there’s no cabinet space), and every onion and clove of…

As a general rule zero sentences are required to tell David Brooks has written a bad column. His byline is a giveaway.

You did not use the Gawker Style Guide on this, H. To wit:

I believe dressing up as another race and dumping tea in a body of water is pretty high on the list of acceptable protest

I’ve got you beat Hamilton, in my case I saw a headline containing the words “David Brooks has written a” and “column” and knew immediately.

One of those better be: “Wow, I bet this would be a great country if we killed off the people already living here.”

Use of the protest chant, “Hey hey. Ho Ho. I’m the least racist person I know!”

It takes zero sentences. Simply seeing the byline is enough.

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.