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“What do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip? Killed in a tunnel.” - Eddie Izzard

“You never hear about bus and streetcar drivers going at it, or orthodontists and periodontists.”

DS9 forever.

As long as it’s called Star Trek: Sisko Returns, I have no complaints.

I figured he left because he just binge watched Age of Ultron, Civil War, and Infinity War.  That’s a lot to take in.

I don’t mind that it was a trollish move by Bettany, it’s kinda funny. Also people over analysis stuff the Nth degree, folks were never gonna be satisfied even if it had turned out to be Fassbender, Pacino or Stewart.

wtf is starz lol

plus bits from Sterling K. Brown, Ted Danson, Daveed Diggs, Mary Steenburgen, Lily Collins, and more!

I prefer to call her Miss Jackson.

My favorite part of all this is that we know he’s a straight white man despite him never giving us any of that information explicitly.

Ernest Hemingway—perhaps at Harry’s Bar, perhaps at Luchow’s—once bet a bunch of fellows he could make them cry with a short story six words long. If he won the bet each guy would have to fork over 10 bucks. Hemingway’s six-word story was, “For Sale: Adidas by Tommy Cash collab.”

Mia kulpa.  

Hell, it’s right there in her name.

Sometimes I’ll pretend like I’m going to set them free. I’ll drive the car right up to the edge of the jungle and stop. Then I’ll turn the car right back around!

“I like dog walkers who DON’T get shot” - Lady Gaga

Don’t do it, Anakin! I have the moral high ground!

You don't think it would be super exciting for black kids to see a black Superman?

They’ve had lots of alternate versions of Superman, I don’t see why race would matter more than any other biographical element that has been played with over the years. They could use a black character who’s like Superman, but using “Superman” carries a cultural weight that another character wouldn’t.

“Jor-El, you’re theory is insane. Our love of Slusho could never doom Krypton.”