How long before Abrams passes it off to Kurtzman? Is Akiva Goldsman involved? Come on. I need to know this stuff.

Ramen looks like a dog's dinner. 

I use "I don't know who you are, but you're about to get chlamydia" in about 90% of my conversations IRL. 

So who took the picture that became clouds.bmp? Because bravo. Bra...fucking...vo.

How can you not love Charisma Carpenter? She's fantastic. Shame, Joss. Shame. 

Big Mind of Mencia fan? 

I can't decide whether I like her comically oversized smile. It always looks like she just got exposed to Smylex. 

I still like it more than white people rocking Chinese characters or tribal symbols on their arm. 

Yeah! No. 

There is. It’s called Deadspin! Now with 900% less creativity and editorial independence. Deadspin: We Stick To Sports! (Or Else) 

Fortunately, they’re basically ALL THE FUCKING SAME MOVIE.

My people have a saying: "Never turn your back on a Breen."

Maybe Bruce can talk about how cool drunk driving is.

Might not be the best way, but it's definitely the most fun way. 

I’ve watched Gilmore Girls and Rory is the worst. 

Manimal won't be back. He died seconds before the Snap. 

Well you WERE my favorite nephew. 

I'm really not. 

Shut up, Lars. 

Is that near the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?