I’ve been in the game for too long. I’ve fought and fought hard. It’s time for younger men than myself to get in the ring and knock these f*ckers out. I’m tired, Stig. I’m so tired.

Dude, this is some Matrix level trolling. I’m still trying to figure out the connection between lunch boxes and tomatoes. Well played sir. Keep it going!

So wait, doomsday prepping is in now? Who can keep up.

You should include a small supply of Flakka and/or bath salts in your survival kit. When the going gets tough and push comes to shove with the food rations, it’ll make going Donner Party on someone at lot more easy to swallow. Both literally and metaphorically.

Never pass up a chance for misandry if you want to boost readership without boosting journalistic quality. It’s edgy, you know.

White Knight coming through. Don’t forget to tip your fedora for the lady

“Today, a woman named Alana Hope Levinson, a “journalist” with around 30 readers, decided it was time for her to voice her concern that people are “ruining her experiences” without consultation from the rest of the internet (it wasn’t time and will never be time)“

FTFY

Sorry Alana, but you don’t have any more of a right…

That may be true of the awards show, but it is not true of the show Atlanta itself. I have no interest in watching the show after seeing how disrespectfully this actor behaved.

14 hours from NYC

Of course, if you jacked up teachers’ salaries by a lot, the currently employed teachers would be out of jobs soon as they were replaced by more qualified teachers chasing that larger payday.