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Strong disagree. Mel Brooks as an old man chasing kids on a rooftop complaining they interrupted his nightly skincare routine is Bad Movie 101. I will concede that of the two, it is the one that I'm going to watch.

Wow, that's a lot of times

She hot tho

Legend has it this moms measuring penises party was the inspiration behind the lyric, "If we go down, then we'll go down together."

I don't think their music is below me, but maybe that's because I'm a chain-smoking wreck.

What, like beating your meat? Or spanking the monkey? Or

But if you had to pick a favorite…

I don't know but if your parents find out about this and you need some space, I know just the place it's Paris

I mean I talk about how small my penis is all the time and nobody has asked me to prove it. It sounds like you have a double standard.

As a straight person, I hear that hate-fucking goes both ways.

Also he grabs Halsey's crotch and she rolls her eyes at this Chainsmoker's entitlement.

Also he grabs Halsey's crotch and she clearly rolls her eyes at this Chainsmoker's entitlement.

I'm obsessed with winning a Grammy someday solely so I can parody their awesome acceptance speech. I don't know how exactly, but I'll start by quoting it verbatim, except instead of them watching the Grammys in their underwear it'll be me watching them on the Grammys in my underwear. Look, it'll be funnier in context…

I agree. Vessel got me through a lot of shit during my senior year of high school. Blurryface came out after I had graduated, and it didn't have the same impact, but songs like "The Judge" are a great reminder of what they can be at their best.

Um, this sounds like something I would write at 3:00am after not having eaten the previous day. What I'm saying is I'm here if you need to talk.

They did the best they could

My daughter's like Sia you blame her

Favorite cut off MX? It's been a while, but I think mine was "Major Minus." It was no Viva La Vida, and it was entirely front-loaded but still a decent album all in all.

The only false note in an article that was otherwise a straight masterpiece.