But is it *about* anything

"I move on from songs I don't like"
"I liked the universally-hated feature about not being able to move on from songs people don't like"

Don't we all

No and that's why it's great

Total Entertainment Forever incorporated

All pop song are "Heathens" take it slow

They're the type to write a song called "Tip to Tip" and profusely assert that they're not gay in the lyrics, like Conner4Real from Popstar.

Guys doing anything remotely self-aggrandizing to get girls! The devil you say!

They absolutely idolize Chris Martin, so that's to be expected. What's more baffling is their Kanye fixation; how do they write a song about him, brag about performing with him in the audience, and rip-off his tour gimmick wholesale without seemingly having ever listened to his music, or at least without understanding…

Schmidt from New Girl

You're welcome!

Isn't that the fucking premise of the article, that they'll be around forever, either due to a lack of self-awareness or simply pure capitalistic drive?

I avoided them for *so* long and I was *so* very proud of that, but I'm happier now that I'm aware of precisely how shitty their mainstream-ness is. Win win

I know…it is as if the author of this article has seven personalities and every one's a tragedy.

You just described what music producers look like!

He'll take you to Paris (to get away from your parents)

For as utterly pointless and lacking a thesis as this article is, it is actually really well-written. In fact, it convinced me to listen to M…DNO at least once. Anything to justify their worship of Kanye, which may be the only thing I have in common with them.

I'm blind please help me see

I'm really glad that the A.V. Club reviewed this film.

And yet it still somehow looked better than Leap!, which features Carly Rae Jepsen as a "mysterious cleaning woman with a limp." And that's the most appealing thing about the film.