Living in a city where I can enjoy the scent of eucalyptus, wattle, fine cafes wafting gentle scents of tastiness, lack of traffic fumes, one ONE street in the main centre( a back alley with cafe dumpsters ) is the ONLY not quite so nice smelling street, lack of animal waste ( or people's wwww), and NO air pollution (…

I live in small Town Capital City Canberra, which is about the same distance from anywhere interesting in Australia as bloody Whoop-Whoop- and you know, I LOVE that its so UNLIKE NYC(with its lack of trees, rude people, rich elitist fuckwits, constant noise, high breast cancer levels ( due to the fact there is no…

And now that they sanitised it with wealthy asshole gentifrication, all the fun nits are gone so posh gits can drive little William and Kate, or little McKinley, Adelaide and Texas in their soulless, climate destroying ridiculously oversized SUV tanks to pre-school calculus classes -while the artists, musos, weirdoes,…

There are no fucking TREES. Its like Hell.

Im allergic to nuts, so I will just enjoy my Nutella flavoured e-cig cape and dream of date bread banana nutella cut sandwich heaven

Better get there first. Every road cyclist alive will be there. Eating like no tomorrow ( which there may well be for Nutella.) And it won't be pretty. ( I know how serious cyclists eat. It isn't pretty!!!)

What a brave person! And adorable! Im so happy people helped him:D

Im 5'3, 100 45 kilos. It may weigh nearly the same. Alas, now allergic to glucose. No ice cream for me:(

I might Explode!!

Hahahaha!

Yay! Me too!!!

Bouquet of bacon. Awesome.

There was a place 40 years ago in New Mexico, that had a dessert called "the kitchen sink."

I understand that. I still regret not trying the Kentucky Fried sandwich, that was two deep fried chic breast, with a bacon and cheese in the middle.

I love being a vegetarian. This means more meaty things for people who like them:)

"salad mad libs.... Peppermint and figs and sea salt? That sounds more like something that should be bubbling in a Shakespearean cauldron than an appetiser." That is Bloody BRILLIANT. You eloquent bastard!

It needs to be in my face NOW

That salad-

OMFG