Happy Happy Joy joy!

( Oh god, please let me never find out, if they do. )

Maybe they do!( Screams.) Never feel stupid around me, I have ADHD and Ive taken the proverbial cake in my time before meds.

So bad, its good.!

Waist training corsets. And possibly, considering the pics below- removal of ribs. wwww

DYING

Yes, because they come out of your ass- not your throat.

YES

I was afraid ( still am) to walk on grass that I know animals have used for a loo, because of worms.

I had out and out screaming nightmare for weeks after making a tree of life on the animal kingdoms, and discovering the world of parasites. Plus reading Thor Heyerdahls book on making reed rafts in Africa- and Bilharzia. :(

I need bunnies. ( By the Butters, best name ever, LOL)

AGHHHHHHHHHH WORST IDEA EVER OMFG KILL ME. ( Barfing also.)

Me me!!

Ok Now I know what to make for Etsey! I make cuffs all the time for ME!!

1920= when they made clothes for non-shaped girls like me:D

*BARFS*

You must hate us ballet dancers:D

Even as a child ( sadly due to experiencing domestic abuse ) I wondered what was up with the weird arguing couple Laura had to deal with when she did teaching ( and slept on that godawful narrow sofa.)They sounded like psychos, even in that sparse description.

Or Two.

Mine came from living (briefly) in a house with my 18 yr old brother, his 4 friends, and very good lock picking skills. I can undress in public, without ANYone seeing ANYTHING.