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There's duckface, and then there's...this. What is this called? Jaden Smith does the same thing and I don't understand it. And not understanding it makes me feel old. And some underage twat making me feel old makes me angry.

Stop it. Just stop it. I don't want to hear about anyone's peeing exploits, particularly those of some baby Biebeljuice. Aaaagh! Get him some Depends and leave him to it.

Like this?

Ask, and ye shall receive.

I fought a war so these kids could fuck like rabbits. And how do they thank me? With chastity. Fucking chastity. And they're not even fucking Chastity!

Personally, I find it offensive that so many young people now go out of their way to stay "sexually pure." It feels like they're totally ignoring all the sacrifices I made back in the day to not be sexually pure. It's a disgrace.

I can say with 100% certainty that the only kids who join this will be closeted conservative boys looking for a hookup.

So the point is, if you really want a kid, you scrimp and save and make it happen. I don't really want a kid, but I agree. Barring extreme situations, people who want kids can have kids! Some of the best parents I know bring home poverty-level salaries.

Poor people have been having babies for as long as inequitible wealth distribution has existed. Pretty much that means since wealth as a concept has existed. This nonsense about having to be able to afford babies is a very middle class and very recent thing. Sure, you have to downgrade your current lifestyle, and…

I'm a Jane Austen fan and former grad student who specialized in the nineteenth-century novel. Just want to say that this Zelda Pinwheel person is *not* indicative of Austen scholars, even the big deal super famous ones. The great thing about Austen scholarship is the professors often speak at Janeite (word for…

Yikes! You sure are not representing serious scholars of the arts and humanities well. Speaking of zombies, movies and serious scholarship, does World War Z belittle military theory because Max Brooks wanted to explore how the military would respond to a zombie attack?

I see where you are coming from. In line with your point, I think its worth mentioning that youth in addition to conventional good looks are promoted by labels. Thus, even if these young hotties could be viable artists while borrowing from other cultures, they are plucked at such a young age that process is…

And 90% of the time, they are too thin! And the butt isn't the only thing you can see. Ugh White leggings?!?! TAN LEGGINGS!? Nope.

I agree. But the States is such a clusterfuck with all the crazy Bills trying to be passed and Laws being made and broken. I fear the animals are not important enough yet to gain the attention of someone who can actually do something about it.

your mother and mine!

Its too big of a money making scheme now. ingrad is rolling in dough and isn't going to let her cash cow get taken away now. 7 million dollars from killing animals and objectifying women.

Ummm.... as of 2004, when Penn & Teller examined PETA on their Bullsh*t show, PETA wasn't running any shelters. They killed all the animals brought to them. I can't imagine things have changed much. Their general attitude is that humans shouldn't have anything to do with animals, including living with them as pets.