I humbly request more batshit crazy Disney stories. Pretty please?
odette1
odette1
Dude, I have worked with some Disney related folks before, and I know you are deadly serious. They become sort of cult like at some point, because they start to really revere that brand stuff. I don't think I could do it. And what about the crazy visitor people who come over and over and have their own "traditions?"…
Not a Disney villain, but when I was little, I was Catra. Catra was such a badass.
So, a very long time ago, I worked on Disney property (at an art shop) and had to go through "Traditions," a 3-day long training session designed to teach everyone the "Disney Culture," which they took VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY.
Anyone remember The Royal Diaries books? I was obsessed with them. Looking back, I'm sure they weren't entirely historically accurate, but I was really into international cultures, and these were about "real" princesses who definitely didn't wear pink glittery dresses. Check out that list: Warrior Queen of Matamba…
They make your ass look huge, and not in a baby-got-back way. In a saggy old man butt way. Unless you have an amazing gravity withstanding badonkadonk, you will look awful in high waisted jeans.
& If you lack the funds to spend on one time use stage hair, you can just brush your cat and use that. Plus, if he walks in on you brushing your cat and then trying to glue the hair to your body, you might not even need to fake interest in sexy time to turn him way way off....
Well instead of living with it, why don't you just do something that would turn him off forever? Like, get a bunch of fake stage hair, glue it on places where the sun don't shine (nipples, buttcheeks, etc.) and then "succumb" to his charms. When you guys strip down, he will be so weirded out it will give him a…
I <3 boot cut. They are so much more flattering for a lady with a generous ass.
No. No. No. I just got my mom to stop wearing those awful high-waist, butt-baggy jeans (when she has no butt to conceal, seriously) and switch to regular straight-leg jeans. We cannot to back.
Endearritating.
Mom jeans are in like tank tops on white guys. I don't want to see either one.
For when you want to announce that you've given up without saying a word. (TM)
Burger King is a lifesaver. On the eve of Hurricane Sandy, my crazy ass family decides we're barbecuing burgers. Clouds start coming in, no bother. We BBQ in the rain on the regular, have a nice beach umbrella set up over the grill. It starts to get windy. Still no bother, we're hungry and our stomachs are aching for…
I think the worst example is Sean Connery (nearly 70) and Catherine Zeta Jones (30) in Entrapment.
As long as it's not Roxxxy Andrews I will be happy with either Jinkx or Alaska winning. My personal choice is for Jinkx, but I've never hated a queen more than I have Roxxxy this season. What a talentless, dull, and unoriginal hack who hides her total mediocrity by being a catty bully to everyone who threatens her.
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