It's the last paragraph, not the headline that is annoying. How nice for her that her scar is so small and unobtrusive. Try having scar tissue develop—raised, icky, rolling scar tissue. Then, you'll be more appreciative that there is technology for someone so that they have a better recovery rate, less infection, and…

My scar really is awful, actually. I developed scar tissue galore, which you can feel under the original scar. This would have been nice to have around five years ago.

This. She's clearly mentally ill. Let's not have these stories anymore. The only relevant story right now is that she's ill and won't get better until she gets worse and gets hospitalized, which may be a long time. It's just depressing to watch.

It really is just awful. No one was thinking. No one.

That's .... I mean .... so unbelievably tasteless ... I don't really have a real response to this. Yuck doesn't suffice.

Ugh. I dealt with emotional abuse only. My ex would say things like "You shouldn't talk in public. You are so stupid. You don't know anything. Etc." or "You know, that flaw you have (imagine flaw here) is really awful. But, I love you anyway, despite your problems." Etc. Etc. Etc.

What a pile of shit. Does he really, honestly, anywhere in his dark, icky spousal abusing soul expect anyone to buy that?

The first section about Mordor and Scalia ... perfection. Also, sadly would not be surprising in real life. At all. I would just look up and go, "Ah. Of course."

You win!

How awful. People who are adults should not have to submit to this nonsense.

I like Miley, but those pants are truly one of the fugliest things I've ever seen. Why did no one stop her on the way out the door and say, "Dear God, no. Stop."

aw. I feel kind of bad for Noah Cyrus.

Not really.

Well! I'm disappointed myself! That picnic blanket is covering some of the interesting parts.

Exactly right. Working for free is not appropriate at all.

Perfection.

Oh honey no. That's you and your soul.

I want her hair. Mine is taking forever to grow back out.

You know, Kristen Stewart has looked actually happy, with a real expression on her face besides sullen since they broke up. Why do I think she dumped him instead of the other way around?

These girls are supremely fantastic.