No, it won't. It's not illegal to google someone. And that's a good thing.

The joke about Lindsay's family and the anchor thing is just too obvious. I can't make myself do it.

It's not abnormal. But, with social media, it's problematic. What if she decided to become a kindergarten teacher and those photos popped up somewhere? I wouldn't care if my child were in her class, but I have a feeling others might. I'm not "shaming" anyone. I'm thinking practically about the more difficult people in…

I dunno. I don't really think stranger sucking whipped cream off my drunken tits in public is all that common. Is this because I'm old? Maybe.

You never know. Because obnoxious friends. And every interview I've been to has been preceded by some lower management person googling my name. Fortunately, I am very boring.

I feel I need this job as well. I am well qualified.

So, when that girl goes to get a job and this photo comes up, what fun times that will be! Sigh. People. Think.

Really, it would have been better for her to say it was her and not you. Since that was pretty much the truth, evidently, even though it is a cliché.

I have some ex-friends who believe being nice is a weakness. It's so stupid. They believe meanness and shitty behavior show strength. This is because they are shitheads, who are mean, and want to justify their own behavior. In other news, they were very boring because of this. All they did was talk about themselves.

Right now, I'm going through a fresh vegetable/coconut milk yogurt/fresh fruit phase. But, yeah, I have food phases, so who knows what will be happening next. Next, those things will repulse me, and I'll move to rice and beans or something.

I was sick, and it made a huge difference. It's stunning. It's made me wonder what was going on with my food before that. I mean, it wasn't that bad. Well, I didn't think so then.

Eat lots of vegetables. If you don't like salad, and I don't, mix up a bunch of things like carrots and broccoli and tomatoes. Then, dip them into a little bit of dressing, and eat. Very good. Easier than putting together a salad.

Switch to the real thing. You'll end up only drinking a few sodas a week. It's weird but true. Something in those diet cokes was addictive to me or something. The real thing was more satisfying, and I didn't want to drink, you know, six in a day. Plus, the sweetener is very, very bad for you.

Also ... I have to say the real issue is time. This whole article emphasizes the fact that a bunch of us work like dogs when we really need more time to relax and be alive. Something in the American culture really needs to change.

Alas, earlier this year I started developing symptoms for an autoimmune illness. I can't lie. Cutting out milk products and going mainly vegan really helped. I do miss certain foods. And pizza without cheese is disgusting. But, I don't really miss meat, and I'm starting to like the vegetables I eat a lot more.…

It's unbelievable, isn't it, Bob? My best friend made $5000 a month selling cronuts from his home, and you can, too.

Don't forget the creamy middle.

It's the labor stealing that bothers me. I'm glad to hear your daughter is doing well. :)

Oh hell no. This is wrong. And it caused me to write the word "hell" in a post about Girl Scout Cookies. I mean, damn it.

I'm sorry, but I have to tell you that all of the kittens will be mine. You will all step away from the kittens, which are all mine. Forthwith. Etc.